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Have fun and be creative! Eighty-three
percent of all dates include a dinner and/or a movie… let’s
give a hand to the uncreative lemmings out there. Another interesting statistic (as a quick side note): forty-seven percent of
statistics are made up on the spot… go figure! Although the brain juices
are used very little at University, try to think bizarre and original
when it comes to dates. Here
are some helpful tips:
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Picnics
are quiet, different and romantic
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Hike through the woods
- wear deodorant and
girls, make sure you know the man very well!
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Home cooked meals
are often impressive, but
practice and experience is suggested! Learn to cook online from our experts
University Chefs
.
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Dinner on your roof
or balcony can be fun and
risqué, harnesses are recommended.
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Cabarets or comedy shows
are entertaining but
expensive. At
times like this, I like to bring up woman’s lib and how I
stand for, and often enforce it. Girls, bring up the
fact that you love old fashion etiquette and charm… we melt!
Do not:
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Do not take him/her to meet your parents –
wedding bells are ringing in your dates ears.
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Microwave dinner
in your dorm room – not the
best way to show off your culinary skills.
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Do not eat beans or other gaseous food
articles
before a movie or long night – this causes sheer
embarrassment for both individuals. Farting should be left
until at least the 3rd year of marriage, while full
blown farting contests should be challenged only with your
son, not your wife. Women
– never fart! That’s
just gross!
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Fast food
– cheap, greasy, and your shoes
stick to the floor… need I say more?
Two enthusiastic thumbs up for picnics as they are not used very
widely and portray a soft, romantic side (mosquito repellent is a
must!). Before each
date, make sure that both individuals agree on the same setting
and agenda. Guys,
just because a girl is athletic does not mean she wants to throw a
football before having dessert.
Girls, a man’s idea of a good time is not window shopping
for antique doll dresses. Under
such, circumstances most men die a long, agonizing death that
results in physical sickness at the very thought of this person.
Common sense
is simply listening to what that person
likes. Listening is
the most effective, yet forsaken tactic in dating. If you can remember your
date’s brother’s friend’s father’s cousin’s dog’s
name, you have average listening skills. If not, listen some more
and try to care a little. Funny
how effective this is.
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