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  Dating

Now that you are officially your own person, it is time to begin to look for your other half, a paradox that can lead to disastrous conclusions.  I have seen many mighty hotshots crash and burn needlessly for lack of proper planning and instruction.  Painful… yes!  Needed… no. 

University is a time when you get to meet a bunch of people with various interests and ideals.  Limiting yourself to one person on the first week of school will keep you from truly experiencing what Uni has to fully offer.  We have put together a short list of cautions that, if adhered to, will bring you wealth, prosperity and luck (ancient Chinese proverb, I think).  

 

  Masks are fun, but Dangerous
Life would be much easier if we tattooed our IQ and mental stability on our heads, hands, backs,… you get the point.  Now that you have arrived at College, you can put your past high-school image and all of its humiliations behind you.  Do not, however, become someone you are not.  It is not too difficult for your new found friends to learn the truth… blush!  

Unfortunately, that perfect woman/man you saw at registration on your first day could be a psycho in a normal persons body.  Wait at least until the 4th week of school before falling in love as most masks have been removed.  Personal experience is valuable, but it is not necessary… learn from your friends and their pain during the first month!!!

 

  Just Go for It!

It is easy to get to college and get stuck into a little niche in your frat, sorority or dorm.  Don’t confine yourself to borders the size of a third world island republic.  More importantly, once you have broken out of your shell and have met some great people, don’t be shy.  Although groups are a great way of overcoming even the most socially constipated individuals, there must eventually be some sort of initial contact. 

"I'm going in!"

The key is to be confident.  You must remember that 99% of all freshmen are shy and uncomfortable for the first month at Uni.  Break the mold and take a shot.  Chances are that the other person will be too shy to say ‘no’.  If someone does ask you, try and use a little discernment.  If they have permanently installed a mattress, with beer cans rolling about and playboy’s sitting around in their elevated, Dukes of Hazard parading, Confederate Flag displaying, thrasher listening, dirt plastered monster truck… ‘no’ is simple enough.  For tips on breaking the ice, check out some one liners.

 

  Know your Date
This is the most important!  If you really must go out with this person, do it in a group .  Psycho’s look like normal people, but their thought process is twisted and has an agenda far from reality.  Group dates are suggested for getting to know someone better.  

Do not go on a date with someone you just met!

If the person you like think is ‘nice’, and starts to show up at random points during the day, don’t be surprised if they have memorized your schedule, made a shrine in honor of you and have saved every little item which reminds her/him of your encounters together (i.e. sugar packets from the restaurant where you first met, a picture of that same restaurant, or a single hair that fell from your head when you first said “hi”… not that I would know!). One word: Bobbit!

Simply test the waters in a group date , or try and be friends for a couple of weeks before you pop the question.  It could save you from total disaster and embarrassment.  

 

  Group Dates

Because of shyness and other introverted tendencies, many students prefer groups dates for initial contact.  If you are interested in a person, inviting them to a concert or BBQ, is much less nerve-racking than asking him/her for a date.  Although intimacy is often jeopardized, it is only for one date and can be a good thing if this person is not someone you would like to be around for more than a  few minutes every week.

As suggested above, beware the psycho!  I really cannot stress this enough.  Going out in groups will minimize the risk of fatal attraction at first site, plus, it eases the need for uncomfortable chatting.  Groups can be fun and give you a chance to meet other people with common interests and goals.

Simon Says

If one-on-one is not your cup of tea, go for the ‘group thing.’ 

 

 

Statistics

Hours per week spent thinking about 1 :

Opposite Sex

83

Partying

22

School

14

1.  Rough estimation

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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