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Dating
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Now that you are officially your own person, it is time to
begin to look for your other half, a paradox that can lead
to disastrous conclusions.
I have seen many mighty hotshots crash and burn
needlessly for lack of proper planning and instruction. Painful… yes! Needed… no.
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University is a time when you get to meet a bunch of
people with various interests and ideals. Limiting yourself
to one person on the first week of school will keep you
from truly experiencing what Uni has to fully offer. We have put
together a short list of cautions that, if adhered to,
will bring you wealth, prosperity and luck (ancient
Chinese proverb, I think).
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Masks are fun, but Dangerous
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Life would be much easier if we tattooed our IQ and mental
stability on our heads, hands, backs,… you get the point. Now that you have arrived
at College, you can put your past high-school image and all of its
humiliations behind you. Do
not, however, become someone you are not. It is not too difficult
for your new found friends to learn the truth… blush!
Unfortunately, that perfect woman/man you saw at registration on your
first day could be a
psycho
in a normal persons body.
Wait at least until the 4th week of school
before falling in love as most masks have been removed. Personal experience is
valuable, but it is not necessary… learn from your friends and
their pain during the first month!!!
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Just Go for It!
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It is easy to get to college and get stuck into a little niche in
your frat, sorority or dorm.
Don’t confine yourself to borders the size of a third world island republic. More
importantly, once you have broken out of your shell and have met
some great people, don’t be shy.
Although
groups
are a great way of overcoming even the most socially
constipated individuals, there must eventually be some sort of
initial contact.
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"I'm going in!"
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The key is to be confident. You
must remember that 99% of all freshmen are shy and uncomfortable
for the first month at Uni. Break
the mold and take a shot. Chances
are that the other person will be too shy to say ‘no’. If someone does ask you,
try and use a little discernment.
If they have permanently installed a mattress, with beer
cans rolling about and playboy’s sitting around in their
elevated, Dukes of Hazard parading, Confederate Flag displaying,
thrasher listening, dirt plastered monster truck… ‘no’ is
simple enough. For tips on breaking the ice, check out some
one liners.
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Know your Date
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This is the most important! If
you really must go out with this person, do it in a
group
. Psycho’s
look like normal people, but their thought process is twisted and
has an agenda far from reality.
Group dates are suggested for getting to know someone
better.
Do not go on a date with someone you just met!
If the person you like think is ‘nice’,
and starts to show up at
random points during the day, don’t be surprised if they have
memorized your schedule, made a shrine in honor of you and
have saved every little item which reminds her/him of your
encounters together (i.e. sugar packets from the restaurant where
you first met, a picture of that same restaurant, or a single hair
that fell from your head when you first said “hi”… not that
I would know!). One word: Bobbit!
Simply test the waters in a
group date
, or try and be friends for a couple of weeks
before you pop the question. It could save
you from total disaster and embarrassment.
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Group Dates
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Because of shyness and other introverted tendencies, many
students prefer groups dates for initial contact. If you are interested in a person, inviting them to a concert or BBQ,
is much less nerve-racking than asking him/her for a date. Although intimacy is often jeopardized, it is only for one date and can be a
good thing if this person is not someone you would like to
be around for more than a few minutes every week.
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As suggested above, beware the psycho! I really cannot stress
this enough. Going
out in groups will minimize the risk of fatal attraction at first
site, plus, it eases the need for uncomfortable chatting. Groups can be fun and give
you a chance to meet other people with common interests and goals.
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Simon Says
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If one-on-one is not your cup of tea, go for the
‘group thing.’
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Statistics
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Hours per week spent thinking about
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Opposite Sex
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83
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Partying
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22
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School
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14
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1. Rough estimation
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