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Recovery
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Oh, the horror of it all. Was it worth really worth
is probably the only thing that you can really think of
this morning. We will let you figure out that
mystery over the next few years. In the mean time,
we will help you get out of that slump you are in.
First things first, find some
hangover cures
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We will take you through your deprived situation,
one step at a time.
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| Hangovers
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Because this is one of the greatest
concerns of students visiting this page, we have dedicated
an entire lengthy page to
drinking hangovers
, the myths, misconceptions, dangers and advice for future
hangovers.
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| Energy Drinks and Ideas
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If you didn't get back until 4 or 5 in the morning with an
8 am class, you will most probably be hurting. We
feel for you, after experiencing this same situation many
times ourselves. If you cannot rely on your own
energy to get you through class, chemical alternatives are
a great temporary substitute. Our panel of experts
have put together a concise list of rigorously tested
cures for your energy crisis:
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Energy Drinks. This is by far the most
effective and immediate solution to your energy
crisis. We have listed the popular options in
order of effectiveness:
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Red Bull - truly gives you wings... no more than
2!
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Energy - A green bottle that costs a fortune, but
really works!
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Jolt Cola - Primitive, but the caffeine is
measured in kilograms.
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Gatorade, Powerade, Energade - just sugar water...
save money and make your own.
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Smoothies - There is nothing more refreshing than
a sweet, natural, and filling smoothie to recover
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Energy Smoothies
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Oxygen
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nutrients to immediately cure any hangover,
tiredness, or sickness. Check out the best
cheap oxygen supplements -
Super Energy Formula
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Energy Pills. Be very careful when using
chemical substances as overdoses are not very
difficult. The selection is quite large, and
they all work fairly well. 'No Doze' is our preferred
choice, but again, they all pretty much screw up your
system and keep you awake.
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Coffee. Although this use to be under
Energy Drinks, Coffee has been promoted to its own
category due to the rich aroma in the early
morning. This should get you up, but the
caffeine as well will keep you going through the first
couple of classes at least. Two tips:
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Drink a lot of water as caffeine dehydrates
you and that will make you feel even more sick and
tired.
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Moderation is the key. More than 12 cups is
illegal for professional athletes... don't go
overboard and by all means, don't play drinking
games with coffee.
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Excuses for every situation
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| Preparation
for next recovery
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If you are reading this, you truly need to preserve both
of your brain cells for school. However, we will not
leave you stranded.
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In order to prevent hangovers, read up on some
hangover preventions
and learn about what really causes those nasty
'morning after' hangovers.
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Stock your fridge with energy drinks, and reserve them
only for emergency as they do tend to be quite
expensive.
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Memorize excuses! This is very important to your
future in University as a well delivered line can
appease the angriest of teachers. Mirrors are
always a good companion when delivering these lines.
If you are preparing to get drunk, hungover, and sick
continually, seek immediate psychological help for your
situation... you need it. But at least you know some
tried-and-tested methods that have safely guarded most
students through their 4 or more years of Uni.
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