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The mysteries of laundry, drying, ironing, detergents and the missing sock are revealed!

 

 

 

 

 

 
  Laundry

How hard could it be?  Chuck in some clothes, mash it down, throw some white stuff in, push 'on'.  If you have never done laundry, you will find out quickly that there are some important do's and don'ts of the washing world.

  Read the Labels

I have ruined more shirts by not reading the labels.  So, what does the mysterious label have to say besides your initials to distinguish it from your siblings?  It will let you know what it is made out of, and what it can handle from your washing and drying machine.  

Once you know what you are wearing, find that setting on the washing and drying machine.  

After the first couple of drying sessions, you will quickly learn that many clothes are at enmity against the dryer.  Use with caution and read the labels.  It is a built in instruction manual.

  Check your Pockets

Remember last week when your teacher gave you the class outline for the next 4 years and you stuck it in your pocket?  Guess what happens when you wash those pants... bye, bye syllabus.  You will save yourself a lot of headache by just checking your pockets.

You will also save yourself a lot of money as it somehow falls out of your pockets, and if someone empties the machine, guess who gets rich!

  Stains and the power of Prewash
Personally, I could of cared less about stains, let alone washing at all during my first few years of College.  You probably are in the same boat as myself, therefore, it is up to you whether or not you want to spend the 10 bucks on Prewash.  

Simply put it on the stain, wait a little, then chuck it in with the rest of your clothes.  It's easy and works on most stains.

  Separate the Darks and Lights
How can you tell a first time laundry user from a pro?  The pink shirt, that once was white, is a dead give away!  I know it saves time by packing the machine with all your clothes, but you ruin your clothes!  Here are some quick tips for saving your clothes:
  • Wash whites
  • Wash Darks
  • Wash Reds

It's that simple.  Most people wash the darks and reds together, but this could still leave some purple clothes that once were blue.  Then again, tie-dye is catchy if you are into that kind of thing.

  Get all the quarters ahead of time
Loading the machine, pouring in the powder and then finding out that you do not have enough money, sucked in!  Especially when it is 9 at night, the shops are closed and no one has any quarters.  Try to keep a stack of quarters in your room for dire emergencies such as this.  

Having enough for the washing machine, I soon found out that I was a couple quarters short for the dryer.  Leaving it in the dryer, I forgot about my stack of wet clothes for a couple of days.  Coming back, I found it on top of the dryer, missing some clothes, and smelling like mold!  Keep some quarters handy and save some clothes.

  Don't overstuff the machine
Out of common courtesy, try not to ruin the machines as you will soon find out that they remain broken the rest of the year.  If there is more than 2 machines working by the end of they year, you've done well!  

If you, like myself, are an over-stuffer, your clothes will not be as clean, but you will save some money.  I have to agree that it is a fair tossup.

  Avoid Hot water
Here is little math equation:

Hot water = Ruined, shrunken clothes

Although hot water is not as destructive as a hot dryer, it can still cause some damage.  This is where reading the labels can come in handy.  Try to use Cold or Warm water at all times.  There are a number of 'cold water detergents' that will provide a good clean wash with cold water.

  Read the Detergent Label

Some detergents have the potency of an atom bomb and can wreak havoc on some tender threads.  Try to read the detergent label when you go shopping so you can get the cheapest possible detergent with maximum output.  Make sure it is a cold water detergent so you can use it on everything.

  Bleach
Bleach is a powerful tool generally reserved for the most knowledgeable of moms.  If you are a beginner or intermediate laundry user, avoid the bleach!  Bleach has two important uses:
  1. Make white clothes cleaner and whiter
  2. Removes the toughest of boils and warts

Bleach means power, and if used properly can make white clothes stain free again and almost make them shine.  Otherwise, they can cause major hole in your clothes and tie-dye the rest of them.

  Preventing Theft
True human character is revealed when it comes to left laundry in the laundry room.  Something you must remember:

Left = Lost

I am sure there is some math equation relating to the amount of laundry stolen directly proportional to the time left unattended.  Clothes do go missing, and it is usually your favorite shirt your best friend gave you before never seeing them again.

To avoid losing clothes, watch the clock closely and run, not walk, back to the laundry room.

   Ironing
One of the greatest phenomenon's of nature relates to the miracle of hot dryer and no wrinkles.  If you fold your clothes as soon as your clothes are finished drying, you will be amazed in the results.  Try using some clothes hanger to avoid any folding wrinkles at all.

There are some tips when you chose to iron your clothes.

  1. Chances are, you will not splurge and buy an ironing board.  Placing some folded towels on the floor, desk or any other hard surface will be a good substitution.
  2. Clean your iron to avoid ruining that nice, washed shirt.  If you do have an iron, that is a good start.  Try to keep it high and away from your food.  Personal experience has served as a good reminder not to grill a cheese sandwich and then iron your clothes with the same iron, the same day, one after another.
  3. If the wrinkles just don't want to come out, there are a number of great products on the market that will basically iron your clothes for you.  Try a little starch spray, and it will only set you back a few bucks.
  4. Delicates need a mother's touch.  Chances are, if you are going to iron, you are going to iron some nice clothes.  Here are some tips for easier, safer ironing:
    1. Iron cuffs and collars first
    2. Steam irons work miracles on wrinkles and delicates
    3. Damp towel saves the tenderest of threads
  5. Ever hear about the rhyme about a lady bug and her kids dying in a fire from the iron being left on?  Fairly sadistic kiddies rhyme, but it paints a perfect picture of the devastation an 'on' iron could cause.  Just pull the plug and save that lady bugs kids!

  Don't be a nuisance
There is an unspoken list of rules when using the laundry room.  Some actually have a list of rules posted for the inexperienced.  Memorize the following list and you will be washing with the best of them:
  1. Don't leave clothes before, after or during your visit just lying around.  
  2. Try to avoid throwing laundry soap around... kick any extra discarded soap under the machine.
  3. Remove the lint after you use the dryer, and chuck in the trash, not the floor!
  4. Try to remember you have clothes in the laundry room.  Leaving it there a week makes you public enemy number one!
  5. Don't leave laundry basic in laundry room as it will probably be taken

 
 
 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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