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When class is early and you sleep late, memorize some lines.


  Late to Class Excuses

We understand how difficult it is to get to a 10am class, especially on a Monday.  Truly, there are also many other important social activities that take precedence over school.  University is more than just lectures and homework, but we have yet to tell the teachers... try not to be the first!  So, simply deliver one of the following lines and express your passion for extracurricular learning to help shape your future as a... well, you can figure that one out.

  I was late for class today because...
  1. The voices in my head told me to clean all the guns today.

  2. I was stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Pharmacy.

  3. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.

  4. I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to school knowing my school records may now contain false information.

  5. The dog ate my car keys and so I had to hitchhike to the vet.

  6. I prefer to remain an enigma.

  7. The EPA has determined that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have to arrange for helicopter transportation.

  8. I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

  9. I refuse to travel to school in the District until there is a commuter tax. I insist on paying my fair share.

  10. My alarm clock did not go off. It's never been the same since I hit it with that sledgehammer.

  11. A squad of army ants attacked me.

  12. I'm punctually challenged.

  13. My dog swallowed my alarm clock.

  14. I couldn't jump start my alarm clock.

  15. [If it rained on your way to school] I fell in a huge puddle and had to wait for my clothes to dry out.

  16. [If there was a storm on the way to school] I was trying to get the static charge out of my clothing.

  17. We have a really old toaster that just takes ages to warm up in the mornings.

  18. An elephant was hogging the water fountain.







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