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Late Paper Excuses
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There is nothing more important than expressing your true
desire to complete your assignment while explaining the reason why
it was not possible. Deliver is everything! Although
we cannot teach you this, we can give you the easy to use phrases
for even the most dire of situations.
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Sorry my assignment is late but...
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I had to remove all the vulgarities.
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I sold the publishing rights on it to Penguin
Books and they haven't sent it back yet.
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Oh, I thought you meant September 24th next
year.
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My horoscope said, `Harm will befall you if you
get everything done.'
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I was too sober to finish it.
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I have to walk past the fields on the way here
and I was mugged by a bunch of football players.
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The ‘e’ key on my typewriter was busted and I
had to look in a thesaurus for synonyms.
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I was reading math NEWS.
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I have a rare case of
48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet.
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I was at a
rally last night demanding better pay and conditions for our
hardworking teachers.
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It's against my
religion to do homework on a day ending in a "y".
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I got carried
away with my origami class and my homework is currently floating
around in our pond as paper Canadian geese.
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My dog ate it,
and then my science project ate my dog.
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I'm
motivationally challenged.
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I can't do
homework for medical reasons, it makes me sick.
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I forgot to
remember.
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My pet
dismembered it.
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There has been
a shortage of food in my house, and paper contains necessary dietary
fibres.
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I feel I should
rewrite it, as there may be some difficulty in comprehending it.
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It has
progressed on my list of priorities.
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I am an atheist and a pessimist. I don't believe
in anything.
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