10. "They told me at the
blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute
power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you
sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the
top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was
meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new
paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard
for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly
specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you
discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Darn Why did you
interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
problem."
3. " The coffee machine is
broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf
in the wrong pot..." And the #1 best thing to say if you get
caught sleeping at your desk...
1. ".....in Jesus' name. Amen
